leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus



mulders:

superbird-nacelles:

mulders:

yeah he’s cute but would he help you get to the heart of a global conspiracy to cover up the existence of extraterrestrial life

What the hell

would he



shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.



James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain on MTV After Hours with Josh Horowitz [x]



dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

image







a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.



rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

image



eliaes:

👏👏



I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head



allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.



"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.



dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common



australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’